Get me to the mosque on time

A muslim terrorist on bail for charges linked to a major suicide plot has done a runner. What’s more, he’s not the first to do so: “at least three others are being hunted by police having absconded in the past year.”

Now this particular muslim was due to stand trial for conspiracy to commit murder and conspiracy to commit explosions, so why on earth wasn’t he remanded in custody, why did they grant him bail?

The authorities tell us he was given bail on “very strict conditions”. One of these conditions was that he had to remain at home.  But though confined to house arrest he was still allowed to attend his local mosque for prayers. How strict is that, eh?

Anyway, guess what happened… that’s right, he went to the mosque and was never seen again. Ha ha ha – I mean, what did the authorities expect? But never mind that, what Flashbuck wants to know is why they won’t tell us his name, or publish a description?

He’s charged with very serious offences and he’s committed another offence by doing a runner, so what’s the problem with telling us who he is and what he looks like, and why isn’t his face plastered all over the UK in shop windows, on notice boards, and in newspapers?

The report says the police have launched a massive manhunt, But how does that work? Do they go round telling everyone: “Be on the look out for… A Man with No Name.”

Okay, officer, gotcha, we’ll keep ‘em peeled, but what does he look like?

“Well we believe he looks like a man, er, a man with no name.”

Yeah, alright, officer, thanks for that, but can I ask, have you searched the mosque? What – you can’t search the mosques!!?