Boris is bonkers

London’s beefy Mayor, Boris Johnson, reckons that since it’s ramadan we should try to find out what it’s like to be a muslim. He thinks we’d learn a lot about muslims and understand them much better if we all get involved with a bit of fasting. But Boris, schools are already force feeding children halal dinners, and some kids have even been made to kneel down and pray to allah. And so do we really need the likes of you, Mr Mayor, urging us to embrace even more muslim madness, eh? I don’t think so. As it happens, I once fasted for a day when I forgot to take my lunch to work, but it didn’t do me the least bit of good because I still dislike Islam. Anyway, here’s an idea: why don’t we encourage muslims to eat a full English breakfast – with plenty of bacon – so they can learn about the English and, you know, understand us better?