Apostates must be killed

Akhmed Zakayev is a leading Chechen separatist. But just recently he’s fallen out of favour with some of his fellow Chechens. As you may know, the Chechens were responsible for the Beslan School Massacre. Anyway, Zakayev’s been getting too cosy with the Russians, and so many of his fellow Chechens feel he must have lost his faith. In other words, Zakayev has been condemned as an apostate, and strictly speaking that means he has to be killed: it’s the duty of any and all muslims to whack him. Accordingly, Zakayev is currently hiding in London. But there’s no shortage of muslims in London, so it won’t be long before we read he’s been shot, stabbed, stoned to death or kidnapped, surely?